youngblackandvegan:

Do not allow people to mispronounce your name.

chrisprattawesomesource:

Getting in shape with Chris Pratt

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via mergoat // originally rouxx

benedictseyebrows:

gosh-i-love-a-r-r-0-w-s:

rouxx:

i cant get over this gif of sam super-kicking the winter soldier in the head

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HE JUST FUCKING GLIDED DOWN AND KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD.

CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER

I need an all-Falcon, all the time movie.

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via mergoat // originally fifthharmony

thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

officialunitedstates:

divergent didn’t answer any of my questions.  is peeta alright?  what happened to district 12?  what happened to the clown lady

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via mergoat // originally laughcentre

laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

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via picklerocket // originally kiaito

kiaito:

kiaito:

why would a robot need nipples anyway

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via roryintheink // originally peko-pekoyama
  • Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
  • Mew: mew
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via picklerocket // originally harmaleizer

alittlehartosexual:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.

fileformat:

that bitch is wearing an Elmo t shirt

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via picklerocket // originally shubbabang

terezidactyl:

shubbabang:

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I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

robotlynx:

sighnless:

robotlynx:

lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds

then explain this

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK

answered 4 hours ago on 27 August 2014 WITH 199 notes  
via cr1tikal // originally cr1tikal

I want Cr1ttikal to pee all over me

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via seerofsarcasm // originally booksandbeers

sonicpinballparty:

booksandbeers:

Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.

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