shoujo-connoisseur:

A shoujo artist finally made a joke about the size of the girls eyes. This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.

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via lindzar // originally odinsblog

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

howtobreathesubmerged:

odinsblog:

Excerpts from: "Straight White Male" - The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is.

This is genius.

YES I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG FINALLY IT HAS FOUND ME AGAIN

BLESS THIS POST

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via lindzar // originally tinybot77
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via sugarrette // originally ngdisnbd

hotdogheroine50:

the moment you knew this was going to be the best fucking game you ever played

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via knightingail // originally japanlove

thirsty-pocket:

I WAS WONDERING ABOUT THIS

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via its-so-savy // originally stacksbreadup

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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via laceratedhart // originally kaplands

neverbat:

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED

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via laceratedhart // originally rooks

liamdryden:

absquatulater:

Sometimes I still mentally think “OLD AS BALLS” when someone asks me how old something/someone is. 

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

hakues-sparkle-dream:

Another day in Geometry

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via porrimmaryam // originally ridge

humblebumble:

ridge:

walking past your crush like

that cinematography tho

maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people