My fetishes include men giving me large sums of money and then never, ever talking to me again
why do people add the caption “i tried to scroll past it i really did ” to shit like whos going to care about your weirdo reblogs its fine do what u want its your fuckin blog be a weirdo no one gives a shit
of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
swiggity swong your opinion is wrong
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
- other girls: long hair, short skirts, makeup, texting on iphones and talking about boys
- me: short hair, pants, vintage telephone, loud parties, symbolism, life-destroying obsession with an impossible fantasy, bleeding out in my own swimming pool. i'm jay gatsby.
the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs