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via cuteklainecuddles // originally wild-guy



Ke$ha’s dancers

I need to go see kesha
She’s doing big things



aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

aggressively doesn’t know what to do when you’re not okay


I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all


*holds your hand* ha ha how’d that get there

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why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

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via modestdemidov // originally dannyqhantom


Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

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Melon nappin’ in my lap


He got mad cos I wouldn’t let him eat dirt





whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

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via mergoat // originally hotsuburbandad


This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown


has this been done before?

was talkin with my friend and i asked him for a spideypool comic idea and this happened.

pardon my handwriting 

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I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

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via mergoat // originally gooqueen



every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to