lilplantfriend:

u cant trust people who step on flowers

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via lixxieb // originally fivetail

fivetail:

WE

ARE

FIGHTING DREAMERS

(TAKAMI WO MEZASHITE)

FIGHTING DREAMERS

(NARIFURI KAMAWAZU)

FIGHTING DREAMERS

SHINJIRU GA MAMA NI

OOOOOOOOOOI OOOOOOOOOOOOI OIOOO JUST GO MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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via 2-ee // originally gerardgayofficial

gerardgayofficial:

when u sing along to a song and then understand a metaphor

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via mergoat // originally pleatedjeans
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via sugarrette // originally rebuy

chodeboy:

hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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via sugarrette // originally grovyle

egberts:

grovyle:

im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor

it’s a simile

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via sugarrette // originally thebreadgod

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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via embryhallowed // originally alpacalypse

alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

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#sigh
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via lixxieb // originally wickedclothes

wibblywobblytime-ywimey:

wickedclothes:

Glow In The Dark Dragon Ear Cuff

Dragons are amongst the most powerful creatures known to man. Capable of shrinking to the size of a silk worm, and expanding to sizes large enough to fill the spaces between heaven and Earth, dragons represent goodness and blessings. Wear one of these powerful creatures around your ear. Glows bright blue when worn in the dark. Sold on Etsy.

I WANT IT

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

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via sugarrette // originally guccier

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

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via modestdemidov // originally dan-mcneely

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

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via supercrooks // originally becausebirds

becausebirds:

Have you seen a Toco Toucan hop down stairs lately? Or a Keel-billed Toucan bathe with a glass of restaurant water?